Warbook: Chronicling My Rise to Power
It’s this game where you build yourself a kingdom, hoard gold and land, build an army, and when your army becomes strong enough, you attack other kingdoms and pillage their land and rape their women. But of course, you have to protect your land and defend your women from retaliatory rape.
The sort of woman you have to protect from rape.
It doesn’t take much to protect them. They sort of repel rape by themselves.
Of course I find this talk of war and murder and pillaging and rape boring. Okay, not the rape part but let’s not go there. You see, I am a cultured man and I take no interest in destroying the lives of millions of (virtual) subjects for the sake of war glory. What a barbaric. So I refused to partake in this “Warbook” thingamajig, thinking that I’m better off Superpoking all my female friends on Facebook (again, let’s not think dirty, people. Please). Read the rest of this entry »
